It takes six minutes to get it all out. SIX MINUTES OF DRY MUCUS.
YouTuber Kris Honey recently uploaded the pimple-popping video to end all pimple-popping videos. It features her 11-year-old daughter’s enormous ear zit in the starring role.
Her daughter has “had this little growth on her ear since she was probably 2 or 3,” Kris says, as she goes ewwww. “She thought that she should pop it. And oh my stars, she has popped it.”
For six years, they thought it was just scar tissue, until they finally tried to pop it and realized it’s actually a pimple so ancient it must have a life of its own. Kris’s daughter seems at once mildly disgusted and delighted to see the zit guts. (Been there.)
The pus flows out in its endlessly party string-like form (the video goes on for six minutes), and it’s both gag-worthy and tremendously satisfying. Just imagine the relief the girl must feel.